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My White Neighbors

Last week I moved into a new house. My brother-in law helped me move. There were children (4 & 8 niece/nephew) retrieving things from my trunk. 

Cautiously, my new White neighbors pulled into their driveway. 

Stare.

They go inside.

We go inside. 

Police show up.

"Concerned neighbor" calls to alert authorities that we may be stealing copper and or any valuables (sink, tub, countertop, idk) from vacant house next door..

We show our moving boxes AND Occupancy Permit. The TWO cop cars that were sent out, say “Oh ok” and leave..

(Source: pearlsandsweatpants)

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