Now Playing Tracks

My White Neighbors

Last week I moved into a new house. My brother-in law helped me move. There were children (4 & 8 niece/nephew) retrieving things from my trunk. 

Cautiously, my new White neighbors pulled into their driveway. 

Stare.

They go inside.

We go inside. 

Police show up.

“Concerned neighbor” calls to alert authorities that we may be stealing copper and or any valuables (sink, tub, countertop, idk) from vacant house next door..

We show our moving boxes AND Occupancy Permit. The TWO cop cars that were sent out, say “Oh ok” and leave..

(Source: pearlsandsweatpants)

947 notes

  1. simplicitykiller reblogged this from wontbetelevised
  2. theafrikabombaataa reblogged this from purpleone
  3. wontbetelevised reblogged this from purpleone
  4. sarcasmicsarah reblogged this from plushpalace
  5. theotheryang reblogged this from pearlsandsweatpants
  6. threatinyourwalk reblogged this from tehwhovianhufflepuff
  7. starfare reblogged this from hydri
  8. chemistrysailor reblogged this from major--minus
  9. major--minus reblogged this from hydri and added:
    make sure you blast loud rap music constantly just to irk them
  10. hydri reblogged this from siinon
  11. imari-chan reblogged this from siinon
  12. siinon reblogged this from askinnyblackman
  13. mizzlanabanana reblogged this from chibi-cas
  14. the-one-in-the-dirty-trenchcoat reblogged this from chibi-cas
  15. bell5632 reblogged this from kirahieisslavegirl
  16. mashirok reblogged this from pandakitree
  17. kirahieisslavegirl reblogged this from happysuzaku
  18. disneychnl reblogged this from pearlsandsweatpants
  19. transjewpaganess reblogged this from tehwhovianhufflepuff
  20. grammawhosaid reblogged this from takealookatyourlife
  21. everaftering reblogged this from askinnyblackman and added:
    Damn, and to think you are moving in with them as neighbors
  22. myresolvetobreathe reblogged this from askinnyblackman
  23. dreamseerxiii reblogged this from takealookatyourlife
  24. yume-dango reblogged this from takealookatyourlife
  25. oplop123 reblogged this from askinnyblackman
  26. ezzielam reblogged this from askinnyblackman
  27. 99revolutions reblogged this from askinnyblackman
  28. betrayed-by-a-band reblogged this from askinnyblackman
  29. valsedesfleurs reblogged this from askinnyblackman
  30. arsepubes reblogged this from sendintheclownswithoutadash
  31. samanthalovesrocky reblogged this from askinnyblackman
  32. jjinttagat-eun reblogged this from peribarythron
  33. jocemon reblogged this from askinnyblackman
  34. lastmaddy reblogged this from saxualsatchel
  35. paulinazz reblogged this from regardsbree
  36. regardsbree reblogged this from marfmellow
  37. saxualsatchel reblogged this from askinnyblackman
  38. monillagorrilla reblogged this from askinnyblackman
To Tumblr, Love Pixel Union